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Quote by Bob:
This isn't a community of my peers.
Mr. Frond:
Luckily, conflict has one enemy: me
Bob:
But I've got rightness on my side
Mr Frond:
People give detention, I give out attention.
Save your drama when you are in your pajama.
Tina's erotic fan fiction novels:
Jurassic Park After Dark.
The Fast and The Flirt-ious.
Saving Private Rear Ends.
Teacher:
Less caca, more gaga, Tina.
Tina:
But I've logged over 3000 fantasy hours on my relationship with Jimmy Jr.
Tina:
It's not magic, it's tragic.
Linda:
You should come taste with us. You can give tips on how to get tipsy.
We got a deal like Ally Mcbeal.
Tammy Larsen:
You’re like an unsalted pretzel. You are bland and boring.
Speedo Guy:
I love it, but society will never accept you.
Tammy Larsen:
It's a 'reverse-vitation.' You have a minus-one to this party.
Louise Belcher:
We need to sell Wine Shoe as a journey, not a product.
Random guest:
You got food? You got beer? You got atmosphere?
Hugo Habercore:
Baby likes civil authority? I'll show baby civil authority.
Teddy:
Dr. Marjorie says that I spend all my time fixing things for other people, so who fixes me?
Edith Cranwinkle:
We are all glued to the toilet called Earth.
Darryl:
I'm not a nerd. I'm a video game enthusiast.
Chuck Charles:
"Water under the bridge Bob. Dark, dirty water under a horrible bridge."
You‘re leaving with shame but you played a good game.
Your ass is mine and I‘m going to mow it.
Mr. Frond:
If you ignore history, you're doomed to repeat it.
Bob
You are a liar-marketer.
I’m gonna beat your ass so bad I can skip the gym tonight.
Tv presenter:
Call the fire department because my buns are burning.
Curious about the voices behind all these hilarious lines? Check out our post on the Bob’s Burgers cast to learn more about the talented actors who bring the Belcher family and friends to life.