Girl: So what do you do?
Sean Parker: I'm an entrepreneur.
Girl: You're unemplyed.
Sean Parker: I wouldn't say.
Girl: What would you say?
Sean Parker: That I'm an entrepreneur.
Girl: So what is your latest preneur?
Mark: You know you really don't need a forensics team to get to the bottom of this.
If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you'd have invented facebook.
Max Minghella: I can't wait to stand over your shoulder and watch you write us a check.
Mark: No shit.
Eduardo: So when will it be finished?
Mark: It won't be finished, that's the point. The way that fashion's never finished.
Mark:
You have part of my attention. You have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients are intellectually or creatively capable of doing.
Did I adequately answour your condescending question?
Larry Summers:
Harvard undergraduates believe that inventing a job is better than finding a job.
Max Minghella:
This guy is the the prince of a country the size of Nantucket. Relax, it's fine.
Marylin Delpy:
You're not an asshole Mark. You're just trying so hard to be one.